When Ron started telling the rest of the news team about what its like to be in love after his night of passion with Veronica, Brick says, I love carpet. Because of your actions, you *scorpion* woman! Through. In a good way.Brian Fantana: Yep.Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. : It was Wes Mantooth! Ron Burgundy You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller. Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. You're a dirty bitch, San Diego. Oh." Brian Fantana: "That's the smell of desire my lady." Veronica Corningstone: "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper. but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. This line is in lieu of a meet cute moment. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.Ron Burgundy: Excuse me, Ms. Corningstone, what are you doing?Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story, Ron.Ron Burgundy: Well, I'm using the tape. Oh, did I? Never ceases to amaze me. Oh, excuse me." Brian Fantana: "You know, desire smells like that to some people." News Station Employee: "What is that? I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. The film Anchorman is subtitled "The Legend of Ron Burgundy." This is because, when the story opens, Ron is the most happening anchorman in San Diego. : : Youre like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.. Ahhh! He did. You read my news. With Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Wow. Brick Tamland: Oh god, Ron, where's my legs? Anchorman Quotes Watch Anchorman online for one simple reason. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Despite her extremely exaggerated ditzy nature, Kelly could be particularly cutting when it came to putting down her younger brother Bud (David Faustino) and had little trouble wrapping her father, Ed O'Neill's Al Bundy, around her perfectly French manicured finger. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Well, the jerk store called theyre running out of you! or when the Dude said, Yeah, well, you know, thats just, like, your opinion, man. Another prime example is Brick Tamland in Anchorman saying, Whered you get those clothes? Cookies help us deliver our Services. I laughed at it later that night.Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you.Ron Burgundy: Get out. Ron Burgundy:[answering the phone] Hello? Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal." Veronica Corningstone: "Really?" Ron Burgundy: "People know me." Veronica Corningstone: "Well, I'm very happy for you." Ron Burgundy: "I'm very important.